Diet Coke

Well, it's back to the grind. The Holidays are over. It's a new year, and time to reflect. It's been quite a year. Not much is worth mentioning, besides McDonalds reducing the price of their drinks to $1.08. Any size! Holy Sh*t!
I go to a McDonalds near my work to get a drink at lunch time. There is a guy that works the window who ALWAYS says the same thing. We literally have the same conversation every time I go there.
Let's call him "Travis". Here 's how it goes:
Travis: " Well hello, my lovely, my lovely young lady! How are you today?"
Jami : "Good thanks. How are you?"
Travis: "Great, now that I have a lovely young lady at my window. Your husband is one lucky guy."
Jami: "I'm not married."
Travis: "Boyfriend?"
Jami: "No."
Travis: "Well, that's hard to believe"
Jami: "Can I just have my f***king change?"

Thanks
Jami