The Perfect Meal

Jami knows how much I enjoy seafood. But I just realized a lot of you don't. Well, I enjoy seafood.

Thanks.

C. Woolery

Trials & Tribs (the rain edition)

It's raining outside which makes everything much more difficult. This little guy found time to jump in a mud puddle, but for the rest of us, the rain isn't all mud and puddles; it's just another trial.

My shoes have a rubber sole so that the water doesn't soak into my socks. That way, I can stay dry. I hear from some people (Jami) that it's snowing in places. Jami doesn't like the snow. She said there would be snow in her version of hell. I think that's silly just based on my understanding of what snow does in warm temperatures.

It doesn't matter, though, really. None of it matters -- not when you're going through a trial.

BLOG HOG

So I just looked at our blog. And I noticed that Chuck hits "enter" like 55 times in between paragraphs Therefore making his entry super long and it takes up the whole page. I'm so sick of him hogging the blog. It's like this time we went to Taco Time. I got Mexi Fries and I told him he could have some. So next thing I know half of them are gone and so was $10 from my wallet.






whatever.








-Jami

Mean People

Today, I had my feelings hurt...

I was in the cafeteria, just walking through minding my own business, then I saw this one woman whose shirt was untucked. So, I said the following to her:

Hey, you moron, your stupid shirt is untucked and you look like a freak. Why don't you tuck it in or everyone will start laughing at you. In fact, why don't you just do us all a favor and take it off because the color and design reflects poorly on us; you work with us. How are we supposed to work when you're out there parading that ugly shirt around and making us all uncomfortable?

Don't you ever think?

Get a grip!

With that, she became really hostile and said "you're a mean person but if that's what you want, I'll take this shirt home and come back tomorrow with a different one. I'm sorry."

I just really felt like she was really inappropriate. Calling me mean in front of everyone at work is really beyond the pale.

I'm still sort of sick about it. I just hope tomorrow is better.

These are the kind of days that just make you wonder what you did to make things so difficult.

Oh well. Live and learn.

C.W.

The Palermo

Today has been challenging. As life sometimes is. For lunch I went to Pazzo Vita. An excellent deli not far from where I work. Sometimes I call it "The Paz". I often go there with co-workers. But today, someone had already brought Elisa food from a place called "The Soup Kitchen" so she was like- "I already have food". And I was like "What?! Ok, that's cool."

So I head over to The Paz (smiley face). I couldn't decide whether to go with my usual salad with grilled chicken, or the Palermo. The Palermo is a fantastic grilled tuna salad sandwich with Mozzarella cheese and tomatoes. It's amazing.

So I emailed Chuck to ask him whether I should go with the salad or the sand. No answer of course. He was probably laying out at the pool at his condo that he just bought. It smells like water damage. ANYWAY- I made the decision to go with the Palermo and a large Diet coke.

It was a good choice. I'm glad I made it. Seems like we have to make a lot of choices in life. And it would be nice if they all turned out as good as the Palermo. But they sometimes don't. But you learn. You learn it. You learn stuff about it. And life. It's there. You see it. Case closed.

Thanks

Jami

Lawsuit

That's what I'm thinking about. I took a vacation and suddenly there are pics of me on the Internet. I won't say where.

This is really one of my worst trials yet. I don't know that it's risen to the level of a tribulation but it's definitely a trial.

p.s. I'm just hanging around tonight with not a lot going on. I posted a link on Craigslist if anyone wants to come over and keep me company. No pressure.

Thanks.

C - Dog

p.p.s I just came up with that "C-Dog." I think it's funny. What do you guys think? You can email me at my fan website. Thanks again.

"2 and 2"
C - Dog

Who Cares?!

I just read Chuck's recent blog. I guess he didn't care that I was bored. It's ok Chuck, they're just my feelings. And I guess my feelings about boredom aren't as interesting as his gay vacation he took with his gaywad friends. I think the reason there are no photos of this vacation, is that they were confiscated at the photo lab.

SNAP!

-Jami

Vacation

Hey everybody!

How's it going? So, remember how I was bored earlier and stuff? Well, I went through some old photos and found some pictures from my vacations this past summer.

I had a great time in Michigan as well as my trip to Albany but the best time was when I went with my brothers' in-laws to the Caribbean. We had a great time just hanging out on the beach and covering people up in the sand. I love doing that. It's hard to get out because you have all the sand pressing down on you. Then when you do get out, you have sand all over you. LOL It's a lot of fun though. Except for the sand.

I wish more of my friends had been there. A lot of people said they'd go but it just turned out to be Louis, Stan, Reynald and June. They hate getting their pictures taken because they don't have much of a tan so I don't have any pictures.

I just have a couple postcards. I like vacations a lot, though.

Who Cares?

I just got back from yoga and logged on to see that my friend Jami is bored. Maybe she's not bored anymore but she was when she wrote earlier. I know that because she wrote "I'm bored."

I'm like, "so what?" I get that she's bored but I don't care. I already told her this like two weeks ago. She's all, "hey, I have this pain," and I'm just all "Jami, I have a pain right now, too. It's coming from this conversation."

Then she got really mad and said something about how I have asthma and that pisses her off. (she says my wheezing distracts her.) I get that but I just wasn't interested in hearing about her "pain." I was having a hard day and I hadn't even had breakfast. I think it was like 11:45 so it's not like I had much time. Before long it was going to be lunch and I'd be screwed about the whole breakfast thing.

Anyway, the whole point I'm trying to make is that I understand that she is or was bored, but I don't care. I think I've been pretty clear about that.

I get irritable when I'm hungry. Luckily, I already ate or I'd say I was being irritable right now. I ate though, so obviously I'm not being selfish.

My phone is ringing.

It was just my cousin. I told him I have things to do so he'd get off the phone with me.

Now I'm bored.

I am sooo bored. It's like soo hard to withstand this kind of boredom. I've tried cuddling with Max, the new puppy, but he is not in the mood right now.
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Sorry, Max typed that. He's such an idiot sometimes.
Anyways I'm totally sick of this day! If you haven't been bored like this, then you might not understand. But believe you me, it's hard. Really hard.
Jami

Grocery Shopping

I think it's hard.

This morning, I had a rude awakening. Sometimes I don't always have the right supplies. I was going to make three eggs, but then I realized I only had two. So, obviously, I had to go to the store. Ahhrrrggh!

Doesn't that make you mad?

I mean, it's just been that kind of a day, today. When I was walking to my car, I pressed the "lock" button instead of the "unlock" button. Then, when I went to sit down, someone had left a can of chili con carne on the seat. So, obviously, before sitting down, I had to pick that up and put it somewhere so that I could sit down. (UNBELIEVABLE!!) Then there was that whole ordeal of when I went to pay, I reached into my front pocket but my wallet was in my BACK pocket! (my front pocket was where my keys were.)

DUH! UGH! Idiot!!!

I'm furious with myself today.

It just went on and on like that all morning. I might just go back to bed.

Oh, one more... like when I turned on the tv after all that stuff happened at the grocery store, I pushed the volume button instead of the ON/OFF button. As if the VOLUME button is going to turn the tv on!

Seriously... Now you know what kind of things I have to go through on a regular basis. Stuff like this happens to me all the time. Who said I live a charmed life? LOL Wow. Talk about being humbled, you know?

Okay, I have important things to do today. (AAHHRGGG, I hit the comma button instead of the period button and just had to change it! You can't end sentences with a comma! Unbbreal! ....now I just put an extra B in "unreal." No, there were two B's in there! This is a joke! There aren't even any B's in "unreal.")

I'm going to bed.

Delay

Waiting in JFK... again.

There's a family sitting next to me with white sneakers, fanny packs, and Cabana shirts (plus, one in a visor) as we get ready to board. Ugh... I'm so grateful for first class.

Our flight is delayed. They said it's weather in Ft. Lauderdale but I happen to know the skies are clear there. I own a property there with a webcam that looks out on the tennis courts. There's no "weather problem" in Ft. Lauderdale, I can assure you. I can see it on my laptop as I write this.

As I sit here and thank my lucky stars for all my achievements and wealth, I wonder what it must be like to be these "people" sitting next to me. Life was probably simpler then. Makes me want to call my brother Richard. He's a loser. Works for my great uncle Melvin at "Stan's Sideburns and Such." Richard sweeps up the store. He says it's a good job with a schedule that allows him to work on his passion -- writing. I still think he's just a loser.

But I should call him, though.

It's funny how delays help you think about what's important.

Looks like we're about to board. FINALLY! I hope I don't sit by any weirdos.

C.W.

Old Times

Chuck-
I was going through my old scrapbooks and found this picture! Can you believe it? That Virginia trip was off the hook. Can you believe how great Bob and Patty looked? I just remember Bob's beeper going off nonstop. And we laughed and laughed and laughed.
-Jami

Technology Breakdown

I am in the middle of a horrible trib right now. In the past 2 months my camera AND laptop have both broken down. Right about the same time I was done paying for them. Thanks for the rentals. My horoscope said NOTHING about this.
I love technology. I love it. I'm a nerd ok?! Deal with it. I like computers, cameras, gadgets, phones, drivers, etc. You catch my drift.
I don't really know how I'm going to get through this trial. All I know is it would be borderline amazing if i had a new laptop to do research on how to make it through.
Just sayin.
-Jami

Hey Gang! In Town for some "Showbiz Stuff!"

Just in town for a layover on my way to "LA-LA land" (Los Angeles), where I'll be doing some voice overs for a new "cartoon" about two people who find love in the unlikeliest of places -- a Korean metallurgy lab. It'll be out in November of 2011 so watch for it!

Anyway, I had to pay some "props" to this terrific Mexican place I ate at while in Great Salt Lake City. It's called "The Taco Time" and they have tacos with sour cream. I thought it was delicious.

Mine was wrapped in foil, but maybe that's just the "celebrity" version. LOL

So yeah, I hope they enjoy all this free press! ;) They better have enough meat and cheese for everyone now that I let the cat out of the bag (about how good the tacos taste)! Anyway, on a serious note, all proceeds go to victims of dry skin.

Be sure to head on over there, and tell 'em "Chuck" sent you!

Thanks for all the fan mail, people. Enough already! ROFL (j/k)

C.Woolery

P.S. Back in... (you guessed it) "Two and Two!" haha!

A Picture is Worth... One Word

Fake.

I felt all bad about my treatment of Max, especially when I saw the picture of him going through the drive-through. Then I realized something. Max never has cash, and I know for a fact he's not been trained on using a credit card. How was Max going to buy me my Soft Flour Taco (with sour cream) if he can't even pay for it?

The answer: he can't. Without thumbs, Max is virtually unable to hand the Visa/Master Card to the guy in the window. It's just not possible. I know something about physics, Jami. I know that that is physics-ally impossible.

That said, I still don't have my Taco.

In other news, I went out to get the mail earlier and it was overcast. I think we must have some clouds in the sky. That's why I couldn't see the sun as much as I have on days past. I bet if the clouds go away, the sun will be out. Unless it's night. Then the moon will be out (unless the clouds are back).

Okay, I have an appointment. I'll be back in...

"2 and 2"

- C. Woolery

MAX

My Mom got a new puppy. His name is Max. He's super cute and a really good dog. He lays in his dog bed and lounges all day. I can't stand the cuteness.
I was telling Rob- oops, I mean Chuck, about Max. He didn't seem interested. Lord knows I've heard all about his Mom's dog "Baxter". Baxter this, Baxter that. Baxter threw up.
So I finally said, "Do you even f***ing care about Max at all?"
His response "Not unless Max can get me a soft flour taco with sour cream. And not one from Taco Bell for hell’s sake. I want one from Taco Time. I’m guessing he can’t do that."
Well Chuck, he CAN do that. NEXT!!!
Jami

Man, I wish this fish was dead.

Recently I saw a goldfish that had huge googly eyes. It grossed me out. I don't know if he's just over used them and they're swollen, maybe he was concentrating to hard. It really doesn't matter, because I still want him smashed or flushed.
Sorry gross fish-
Jami