TELEVISION

"I don't really watch TV". These words were recently said to me. This comment is both telling and ridiculous. Just someone saying these 5 words tells me this:
a. I don't like this person
b. they are not funny.
c. we have nothing in common.
d. they probably hate puppies too.
e. I want this person to stop talking immediately.
f. this person is a total jackass.
I love TV. I LOVE IT! It makes my happy. An episode of Law & Order will soften the pain of any trial or tribulation I am going through. It's a staple, just like water, oxygen and diet coke. Wait, Diet Coke and Tv = pure happiness. If you added piles of money to that equation...OMG.
I know when I was going through this one trial, it's hard to understand if you haven't - I know, but a certain man helped me through. It's a man from from television, Honolulu, HI. His name is Thomas Magnum. His sexy body, intelligence and wit made everything ok for that 60 minutes. He is my dream man. I did gain 50 lbs from eating plates of french fries, but that's besides the point. TV heals.
Thanks
Jami